Real Ninja Vs Naruto

Posted by SwordsSwords on Nov 8th 2018

Ninja; much loved and talked about but still not clearly and literally known. Real ninjas are much different than the ones we have been picturing forever. We have explored here what real ninjas actually are, and how people from Naruto are anything but Real Ninjas. Wait! What still confused about the definition of ninjas and Naruto. Get into the Facts First!
  1. Naruto is a popular anime series that depicts ninjas as powerful god-like superhuman creatures. It has shown them using raw power instead of stealth to kill opponents.
  2. Real ninjas are the ones who kill people always. No one gets to know that because they are good at it.
  3. Dated back to the 14th century, ninjas had been known for two things; leaving unexplained dead bodies lying around also scaring Chuck Norris to death.

Starting with Stealth

Well, few necessities of becoming a real ninja include wearing clothes that blend in with the surroundings. Carrying out most bloodshed under the darkness layer is the next. Not at the shining and bright sunny noon where even the dumbest person of the village is able to spot you and give away the position. So the real ninjas would never be caught wearing the colors that attract attention. Nothing bright and fancy. Nothing that can make a dart frog look dull. Real ninjas wouldn’t be standing in the middle of the forest during the day. A true ninja on a mission: 2% chances of being spotted. Naruto on a mission; 99.9% chance of being spotted. Reason; the lovely colors and those Rabbit's hideouts they use. Real Ninjas are the winners here.

Moving on; Weapons

While ninja weapons do exist in the real world and in Naruto’s world, they are far more effective in the real world. In the world of Naruto, the most common weapon is kunai, followed by shuriken, then comes swords and some lesser known weapons. Ninjas carry some real weapons. So much famous that are still being forged and replicated in the real world. This makes their weapon more loved and ninja equipment and ninja swords being out there widely sold and loved. Much of the Naruto cast carry little or no weapons. There are always exceptions. Yeah like some of the Naruto swords still being available. But wait, a pink shirt wearing Ninja named Tenten always throws about 3476 different weapons at her enemies and missed ALL of them. Well, Tenten should be rolled over and over again with those weapons and her locked in a truck. For the weapons of course so that they could feel the pleasure of being hit by someone. Winning here, still the Real Ninjas.

Coming to the WORLD

Well, who is actually more awesome is based on seeing which world is more awesome. The real world of Real Ninjas, or the world of fiction, where Naruto is based. Well, that's not the comparison to make. The real world sucks. Nothing is ever perfect, no matter how hard you try it to be. Naruto’s world is Al Gore’s wet dream. A big ass town with no smog and a lot of trees. Though there are a lot of beautiful places in the real world we are constantly making it worse. In Naruto's world there are always nice details to everything, and too much of our pleasure of sight every scene has a better place. Here the winner would be Naruto.

Last but not the Least The ability to Kill.

The foremost characteristic of any ninja that makes them effective is their ability to kill. They must possess the ability to kill, not just kill, the ability to massacre, assassinate and slaughter. Yeah yeah, all the same things but ninjas being the badasses they are all these were necessary to highlight the importance of the fact. So ninjas in the real world are famous for killing, killing, and more killing. But the ninjas in Naruto are very hesitant about killing. As a matter of fact, most of the kills have been done by the bad guys in Naruto. So the winner, here again, Real Ninjas; why? Being the badass they are.
In totality,
What we got out of all this Naruto might seem very enjoyable anime/manga series for many but the real ninjas are way more badass. Check out the Real Ninja equipment!